Author’s note*: Right out of the gate, I want to tell you all that you’re not hallucinating: There are no photos in this post. It’s because WordPress tells you what dimensions photos need to be, but even when you make sure they conform, it still rejects them at random. Don’t worry — until they sort it out with me, I’ll point out what I would have uploaded. If I could have.
Over the course of the last month, when I wasn’t moving house, working, and on the phone with The New York Times, asking by what advanced sorcery they could foul up delivery to my new building, which is eight feet from my old building, I thought a lot about how I’m processing the not-quite-post-post-Covid times.
[IMAGE: me gazing placidly into a body of water, wondering if the Times rep I just spoke with was actually a manager. Do customer-service people flip a coin to choose who plays manager when complaints come in? Or maybe they’re actors? Some get paid to feign illnesses to med students.]
It’s like this: I love strong flavors — fresh garlic, anchovy, squid-ink pasta. Game, as in venison. Lots of lemon zest, pure maple, pure chocolate. Rhubarb, very light on the sugar. Before 2020, garden-variety strong flavors fit the bill with no problem.
[IMAGE: lemon-curd and rhubarb pie, likely with the crust mostly picked off. My lifelong co-dependent relationship with carbs continues.]
During 2020 through to present-day? The strong-flavor thing has been dialed up — way up. It’s like being cooped up for so long has turned my taste buds into a travel agent. Extra red-pepper flakes. Pickled onions. Giardineria. I bought two brands of squid-ink pasta, hoping for knockout fishiness. They’re both fine, but not as hard-core as I want. (If you can recommend a brand, please comment.)
Speaking of travel, I’m also dreaming daily of it. There are so many forests I want to explore, cliffs I want to sit at the edge of and dangle my Timberlands off. I’m especially craving Scotland. The terrain is spectacular, plus those kids aren’t afraid of intense flavors. Scotland is where I had the best local fish — creamy salmon and tiny, briny mussels from Loch Etive, in Argyll — I’ve ever had. And you know I’m going to say this, so I’ll just say it: haggis. When I visited, it was served quite like tater tots, with dipping sauces. It was great, but I want to try it the real way. There’s even a place in Edinburgh that serves haggis as a pizza topping. Traditional? No. But you’d better believe I’d eat it.
And: A friend recently told me about an ice cream shop in Oregon that makes flavors like bone marrow-rosemary. A little investigating disclosed a branch office in NYC. This is all the encouragement I need.
Between work, my commute, waiting for my weekend papers, and trying to carve out time to talk to WordPress, this is where I am. There’s a lot of cooking going on, in my kitchen and in my head.
[IMAGE: squid-ink pasta, garlic, and oil, with steam tantalizingly curling above it. I actually have this pic. I’ll show you someday.]
*As if this whole shebang wasn’t a giant author’s note.